In a couple of days I’ll be seeing my nephew, Roy. He’s only little. Everyone is very pleased to have him around as he nearly didn’t make it into this world.
So, I thought I’d get him something a bit different for Crimbo. Off I went yesterday in search of some sort of weird toy to bastardise. My plan was to make it really scary (LED eyes and stuff) but I think what I found is scary enough – a talking pig with a torch in his mouth!
BUT all the pig did was some silly grunting. Not anymore – see below!
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AND I included the recorder inside so his parents can change the message as they wish. Such fun!
I can’t deny being rather tempted to record some filth on it and put it back on the shelf…bad Sam.